17 and Awkward
You ever do something and you're like "This is a great idea!" and then you look back on it later and you're like "OH GOD WHY"
That's probably going to be you after coming to this blog, and for that, I am not sorry.
  • (Source: collegehumor, via p0larpops)

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  • fieldbears:

    britneyjustin:

    britsanity:

    Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

    i can never not reblog this

    T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

    The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

    (via silent-wanderer)

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  • googlebus:

    I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

    (via buckycharms-thefrostedsoldier)

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  • chokokyoko:

    kim-stoppable:

    cat-eye-chic:

    eventualprocrastination:

    plasmas-king:

    darnni:

    THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

    WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

    equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

    i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

    Lets get zesty

    IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?

    I’M HONESTLY MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE HE IS COOKING

    (Source: fweecarter, via humorstop)

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  • awkwardnarturtle:

    i-mahu:

    There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

    This is the best description ever

    (via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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  • rabioheab:

    my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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  • att:

    #X pauses the conversation until you get there. No text is worth a life.

    Artwork by Matthew Williamson 

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  • The Signs on Their Way to Steal Your Significant Other

    shitthesignssay:

    Aries

    Taurus

    Gemini

    Cancer

    Leo

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    Virgoimage

    Libra

    Scorpio

    Sagittarius

    Capricorn

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    Aquarius

    Pisces

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    (via buckycharms-thefrostedsoldier)

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